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Baker's Dozen

Reasons to Buy a Yacht
Some of the benfits of owning a yacht. This list is not comprehensive, but only a starting point for looking at good reasons for buying a yacht.
- To impress a chick. If your yacht is big enough you could even impress multiple chicks at the same time.
- Just to prove that you can. Some people think is only a good motivation for youth recently freed from the nest-strings. Depending on how controlling your rich, overbearing parents were, you can potentially use this justification for the rest of you life.
- To [over]compensate for ___________________ (you fill in the blank—just about anything can go here).
- To achieve status. Money alone cannot convey status. Come to think of it, a yacht alone does not grant status, better buy two yachts.
- To show your riches. If you aren’t rich enough to afford a yacht, be richer.
- To command the crew aboard your yacht. After all, this may be the closest you’ll ever come to your dream of being a pirate.
- To prove your masculinity. Yachts are one of the few types of boats not associated with the Navy (ie the Village People, ie rainbow sailors.)
- To have a means to access international waters. Sick of being bound by the laws of the land? Well in international waters, just about anything goes.
- To show everyone else that you are better than they are. Tired of just thinking that you are better than everyone else? With a yacht you can prove that you are better!
- Now you can start all your stories, "When I was out on my yacht..."
- To have the perfect environment to listen to your favorite song, "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away," by Enya.
- A yacht will be the perfect place to shoot your debut rap video.
- Owning a yacht gives off a sense of dignity and respectability. This will help cover up all those unspeakable acts you have committed.
by CWH
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Baker’s Dozen is a list of a dozen things on a given topic. Each edition of the Baker’s Dozen is dedicated to an individual by the name of Baker.
This Week's Baker
Tammy Faye Baker

Aspiring Yacht Owner.
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