1) Piracy is the #1 cause of awesomeness.
2) Chicks dig pirates, and pirates dig for treasure!
3) Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho" is an adaptation of the pirate phrase "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum."
4) Davey Jones from the Monkeys is not affiliated with Davey Jones Locker.
5) Pirates are people too.
6) The phrase "shiver me timbers" was invented by a double-peg-leg Arctic pirate.
7) The gruff over pronunciation of the letter "Arrgh" is a result of overcompensation for a childhood speach impediment common to the first pirates.