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Dear Reader,

It regrets me to inform you all that the Guestbook is no longer open for posts. In an effort to land some cash flow Generally Awesome Dotcom has made to make some concessions, one being having total control over the site content. So no more unfiltered user input.

I must say that everyone was well behaved (relatively speaking) in their posts, so this is not because I do not trust you.

Sorry for selling out, but your posts will remain immortalized here forever, or at least 'til the internet goes Supernova and explodes in a billion years from now.
Sincerely,
The Founder

i dey here mungun munmųun
MALAM MUGU <chopknocle@yahoo.com>
lome, Lome USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:23:51

i dey here mungun munmųun
MALAM MUGU <chopknocle@yahoo.com>
lome, Lome USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 10:23:37

Hi, Carol Channing again. I just wabted to congratulate you on your daring ability to adress some tough issues. I just the FWD to help that man's poor son. My ex-husband also contracted homosexuality from having sex with men. It's such a horrible disease. Until we find a cure we can only hope. I'm so glad that people like you are willing to admit that we need a cure. I'm also glad that you sponsor wholesome activities like the Pinewood Derby. That's a great non-gay activity for boys. Keep up the good work.
Carol Channing
fort wayne, IN USA - Tuesday, December 9, 2003 at 03:33:52

Greetings
Mark
USA - Wednesday, December 3, 2003 at 12:06:21

Hey remember that C======8 thing? yeah, that was funny. here are a couple of new things i've been working with C=================8 C=8
matt something
spokane, wa USA - Wednesday, December 3, 2003 at 01:44:43

Thanks to you I screwed around all day at the office reading your dirty website, and now I have a stomach ache from laughing so hard. Shame on you Cameron, look at the trouble you've caused.
Richard Brown <richardbrownviola@yahoo.com>
New York, NY USA - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 05:46:16

Yo Cameron. J Lo, artigo foi engracado amigo.
Jacque Cartier <Unknown>
USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 13:41:08

Whats up Cam Long time no talk to bro (its me lerrins friend Jason) Sweet sight dude it cracks me up I will have to buy one of those shirts from you Drop me a line some time Late
Jason <Jasonis333@spokanewebtalk.com>
Spokane, Wa USA - Friday, November 7, 2003 at 14:20:28

Hey Chris, thanks for your input. How 'bout I practice some gratiutous swearing by telling you to sod off, you dirty bugger!

I don't have to listen to you or any other bloody Brits because America won the Revolutionary War! Remember???
The Founder <thefounder@generallyawesome.com>
Good, OLD USA - Friday, October 31, 2003 at 04:55:31

Cool site, but add more gratuitous swearing. It also helps if you add a few nob gags. Or fart gags. I should know- I'm British! Keep up the good work! Chris.
Chris <chris@thedogsegg.co.uk>
England - Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 01:42:49

Hey Cameron, what are you up to these days? Haven't heard from you in the longest time. Drop me a line at my school email address and let me know what your up to these days. btw I thought that the homosexuality photo/inspirational message thing was hilarious.
Ryan Craig <rcraig@up.edu>
Portland , OR USA - Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 13:34:47

Hey I always thought you were a little bit cracked but now I'm sure of it since reading some of your guest comments. Hope school is going well. You could add the Triangle Three to the Hatch Farms we are officially a registered brand with the state of WA. Call home best on sat mornings
Joy Hatch <joyhatch@juno.com>
Spokane, Wa USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 22:53:51

I am horrified by the depravity of this site. I was appalled by the Sexy Prefixes. I doubt they were even real prefixes. Also your "Comics" preach nothing but violence. When I was growing up we had good comics like "Wendy" and "God hates Germans." Those were real comics. Your Eppigrammies are the death of wit, Ezra Pound would be disgusted. You need to leave Arnold Schwarznegger alone. He's such a nice young man. I met him on the set of "Pumping Iron" when I was an extra. It was so cute how nice he was to all the women and he was also making charming little wagers on everything. Also Mr. Silva, I would apprecciate you not accussing Mr. Hatch of being a liar. P.S. Could you please forward that picture of the naked fat man that Ashton Kutcher sent you.
Carol Channing
Walla Walla, md USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 05:37:58

I DE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUGU <MUGU@MUGU.COM>
LOME, TOGO - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 12:16:25

You should sell t-shirts and stuff dude!
Phantom
USA - Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 02:01:41

You made a mistake in punctuation in the first paragraph of your most recent front-page article. When pluralising years, as in the case of a decade like the 1950s, no apostrophe is required. Thus 1980's should be written 1980s. Sorry...I just have this complex, you see.
Anne L. Retentive
Petty, MN USA - Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 01:21:04

Can I sign up for a GA.com e-mail address? Can I win one in a contest? I'll act like a chicken or bark like a dog or give you an offer you can't refuse. I know where you live...
Matty Baker <matt.baker@warnerbros.com>
Burbank, CA USA - Friday, October 3, 2003 at 03:52:15

cameron i miss you! i hope teaching is going well. you are certainly generally awesome. even more than that, all around awesome. take care!
amara <amara@generallyawesome.com>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Wednesday, October 1, 2003 at 12:44:48

i was just wonderng as this is the most famous cookery guest book could you give me some advice on how to sizzle on the pan a sausage the same size as gareths? and how do you peel potato balls? and how do you get the most textured coconuts? how do you make nuts crunch so sensationally in your mouth? and also why do you choose to sell squidgy banana is it better for your health or something? sorry for ombarding you with trillions of questions i was just curious. Love christinaXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX p.s I forgot to mention how do your pumpkins grow so big?
christina aguilara
USA - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 00:54:55

i totally agree with you kira knitghly he is rather lush and why do you think that sean is a wanker?
alice
USA - Friday, September 26, 2003 at 03:44:34

I am gay, it first started when i used to watch that 70's show and i saw ASHTON KUTCHER you turned my life around man! you helped me relise my true feelings about boys thanks again for making me relise!!! i deam about you all the time, actually my first wet dream was over you. with out you im nothing, your soooooooooo fit...that 70's showe rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i always watch it...love your #1 fan nick fisher i love you man i hope you feel the same way mabe we will see each other someday...i hope so but only time will tell love you nick xxxxxx
Nick fisher <nick_fisher@msm.com>
bath, england - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 19:11:29

what the hell are you lot on?! i dont get you...i think ashton kutcher is soooooo fit what about you? I and i dont actually care about your botfriend asnd you breaking up infact im happy about it.... from grace the biggest idiot in the world.
Grace Bean
bath , USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 19:02:45

Can't we talk about something else?
Gaylord Focker
New York, NY USA - Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 01:08:41

Actually it was William Shakespeare, my countryman, who first asked and answered this question. I have ever been grateful for that, to be sure.
Tess Tickel
Sackville, England - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 05:41:06

Yeah, I'm with Mike on this one...
Richard Hare <dick@thehares.com>
Smallville, USA - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 05:37:07

Really, what's in a name?
Mike Hunt
Shineola, FL USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 07:09:46

I've come about the bug problem...
Elmer Fudd McGantry
Provo, UT USA - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 07:03:44

C=====8
Terd Fergusson
USA - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 00:23:00

As amusing as ever, Cameron. How's your teaching career going? Send me an email. -Rob
Captain Picard <rmlucas03@yahoo.com>
Rocky Mount, NC USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:50:35

The world is a better place with GA a part of it.
Wolf Robertreys
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 01:46:00

So I'm breaking up with Demi. I figured this was the last place people would expect me to make such an announcement. But generallyawesome hasn't been constantly sticking microphones in my face, or waiting outside of my swanky bachelor pad in the hollywood hills with cameras...so I thought I would reward good behavior. Demi's just going through a midlife crisis or something. And I'm sick of dealing with those issues, and even more sick of her making me cuddle and watch all of those old "Moonlighting" epidsodes. But you know, Cybil Sheppard was HOT. H-O-T, HOT. I wonder how old she is now...
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 03:15:32

Isn't Johnny Depp just the dreamiest pirate you've ever seen? And to think he's been this cute since before I was even potty trained! And I almost forgot: Sean Connery is an old wanker!
Keira Knightley
London, England - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 03:05:13

My dear children, pirates are a way of life, and I am glad you have carried on this tradition throughout the ages. I look forward to visiting you in my own privateering yacht when possible.
Sean Connery
USA - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 11:31:32

Your site is pretty good. At least you tell the truth that sometimes it sucks. Go to my Site www.comedycorner.co.nr
Charles <webmaster@comedycorner.zzn.com>
USA - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 01:42:11

Acho que todas as coisas neste site sao mentiras! Nao acredito que uma pessoa que se formou no Harvard escreveria tanta bisteira assim. Me poupe!
Senhor Silva Silva <Silva_silva@mostcommonnames.com>
Rio de Janeiro, Brasil - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 00:07:45

Hey, thanks GA for running that story about me. I think it sheds light on a problem that is rampant in higher education today, namely the proliferations of different degrees. It is such a problem that anyone could become confused.
Thanks again GA, you guys are more than just generally awesome in my book!
So in the words of my heros "Party on Dudes!"
Ura
Ura Notgonnalykit
New York, NY USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 23:08:33

i am ashtons #1 fan i just love ashton i know every detail about him and i know upcoming movies that nobody knows i love u ashton !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arisa thomas <xbabiepikax_1990@hotmail.com>
atlanta , GA USA - Friday, July 4, 2003 at 14:52:58

Hey whatever happened to the picture of the naked fat guy I sent you? How come you never posted it in your "photo" section? I'm seriously hurt, man. You're getting Punk'd!
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 03:41:22

Bozo is a CLOWN, not a Cameron. Although Cameron's probably a clown too. Watch That '70s Show! cause I'm getting Jackie back.
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Wednesday, June 18, 2003 at 08:53:01

I think that Joey meant that Bozo is a Cameron!
Catch Hameron
Cambridge, MA USA - Friday, June 6, 2003 at 12:58:43

Cameron is a Bozo.
Joseph Thornton
Spokane, WA United States - Thursday, June 5, 2003 at 14:03:53

And I forgot to mention that you are all on my new hidden-camera comedy show, Punk'd! See, there's a camera there...and there...and there...and right here...we got you so good!
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 07:23:34

Oh yeah, and Ms. Channing, it's Jessica Fletcher, not Angela Lansburry! Old (dead) people are so lame!
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 06:27:44

Dude, I forgot to ask: Isn't Carol Channing dead? I thought the Love Boat sank...
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 06:26:08

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask: Dude, where's my car?
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 06:21:57

Britney Spears is the poor (white, backwoods, hick, redneck, Nascar, Budweiser) man's J-Lo. She shakes a booty that doesn't quit, though consumer studies suggest that J-Lo's doesn't quit even more! Did you know that I used to be a model? Watch That '70s Show on Fox, and Punk'd on MTV.
Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood, CA USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 06:20:55

Hi, I'm Carol Channing. You may remember me from such musicals as "Hello Dolly" and "A Clockwork Orange: The Musical". I was most flabbergasted to see that you have put britneyspears.com on your list of websites you will never visit. I've known Britney for sixty years and I have known her to be a performer of the highest integrity. Furthermore, I...I...oh wait, I'm thinking of Angela Lansburry. Now who's britney spears again?
Carol Channing
Fort Meyers, FL USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 06:47:25

I think that racism is bad. That may be an understatement, but I thought that I would just throw that out there. I think the trick below will be cool, but forgive me if it does not work.

The founder
Cambridge, MA USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:45:29

Dear readers, Matt Baker's reguest to remove the e-mail was honored, but caused serious technical difficulties in the process. In the future, be advised that all posts will be left as is in the future and will not be edited, so be careful about your content before you post. Thank you for reading and posting. Keep the discussion lively, Love, The administrator. XXOOXXOOXX
administrator
Cambridge, MA USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:41:59

I am writing to expose the plagiarism in two previous (and identical) postings in this guestbook. I can prove that That Dude's random and patently unfunny comment is actually lifted from a customer review of the Harvard Lampoon's Guide to College Admissions on Amazon.com. I thought I would point this out in the name of integrity. Such effrontery should be openly condemned. In fact, I bet when all is said and done we'll discover that this had something to do with Racism. That's what my journalistic sensibilities suggest to me. With a capital R. Or maybe it's just the drugs I've been taking.
Jayson Blair
New York, NY USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:39:02

to the website administrator: please remove the first That Dude posting, which includes my e-mail address. i had no intention of letting on that i was actually That Dude. it's sort of embarrassing that i posted it twice and left my e-mail address there on the first one. i feel really lame and i don't want others to realize what a dope i am. thanks for your help. my self esteem is pretty low already...so anything you can do to help. my mom's always saying that i just tend to overdo things. you know, go overboard, ad nauseum, bleed it dry, flog a dead horse, refusing to put a fork in it. i guess i have a condition that keeps me from recognizing when enough is enough. i apologize if i've inflicted this on your website guestbook. hopefully medical science can come up with something to cure my addiction. please pray for me.
Matthew Baker
Burbank, CA USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:37:40

Hey. You know when you go into SportMart and you're all "I'm looking for a new wakeboard" and the guy is all, "We only carry waterskies and kneeboards" and you're like "That's cool, I'll try REI Sports" and he's like "Sorry about that" and then you say, "It's cool" but you secretly mean "This blows!" Well your website is a lot like that. A whole lot, IF you catch my drift (wink wink, nod nod). [Originally Posted Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 03:43:53]
That Dude
Burbank, CA USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:36:30

I think I played a pirate once or twice in my career as a Hollywood leading man. It was difficult for me to get into the characters, not having grown up in a pirate family and having no close pirate friends. Now I can genuinely say that through these playacting experiences I came to understand what it means to be a pirate. But it was only after reading your article on "pirony" that the importance of pirates to the history of western civilization was brought to light in full magnitude. On the day after Memorial Day, let's take a brief moment to remember their profound contributions to history and humanity: in business and economics, the word piracy, relating to almost all electronics equipment and cultural products copied in Asia; in interpersonal relations, that derogatory and generally offensive colloquial phrase meant to joke that a buddy might be gay; in politics, Long John Silver's willingness to lend his name to the Clarence Thomas hearings; in entertainment, all of those rotten villains foiled by Scooby Doo and "those meddling kids"; in general tomfoolery, the joke...question: "where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?" answer: "under his 'buccan' hat!"; and lastly in fashion, the ever-chic eye patch and gangster bandana. I am appalled, my belief in humanity shaken, by the removal of piratic and pironic material from your website. But just like everyone else I'm sure you'll pay me no heed. That makes sense. I am dead, after all. [Originally Posted Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 03:33:49]
Jimmy Stewart
Los Angeles, CA USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 07:35:02

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