Q: Why did the child cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the fish cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
A: Why did the other Bonnie cross the road?
A: To get to the other Clyde.
Q: Why did the Doors cross the road*?
A: To break on through to the other side!
*by “cross the road” I mean use drugs.
Q: Why did the bank robber cross the road?
A: To reach his getaway ride.
Q: Why did the dieter eat the Baked Lays?
A: 'Cause the other Lays were fried.
Q: Why did the polygamist cross the road?
A: To get to another bride.
