Awesome Facts About Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a force to be reckoned with, and that is a fact of life. This martial art star is now a pop culture icon. Digging deeper for the truth, this is what Generally Awesome discovered about this man!

Fact 1: Chuck Norris is able to make the sound of one hand clapping. The rest of humanity perceives this sound as a solar eclipse.

Fact 2: The Martial Arts Hall of Fame was inducted into Chuck Norris.

Fact 3: Chuck Norris’ body is able to cash any check that his mouth writes. On a hot summer day Chuck Norris’ body even cashed a check for $537 Million that his mouth wrote. Chuck Norris used the money to buy 17 Ice Cream factories, 16 to cool himself off and 1 to obliterate for roundhouse kick practice.

Fact 4: Most people understand that their bank deposits are insured by the FDIC. What most people don’t understand is that the FDIC is insured by Chuck Norris.

Fact 5: Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary - except mercy.

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