Dear Thesis Reader
Thank you for your consideration of this thesis for the highest honors, also called Summa. For those who are not familiar with this term it comes from the Japanese language and is the feminine version of sumo.
Lots of hard work and thought went into this thesis, and that was just to turn the computer on and open a word processing program window. Many mashed keys and made-up profanities later this is the final product.
Please be kind to this offering of my writing. And if you are not kind then may all the scourges of the earth befall you simultaneously! Just kidding, the scourge of Michael Jackson's love alone will be enough.
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