Funny Fortune Cookie
In this funny photo Chinese wiseman Confucius imparts his wisdom to us through the ancient Chinese food devise known as the fortune cookie.  He tells us that if you go to bed with itchy bum, you wake up with a stinky finger.
The Ancient Chinese wisdom of Confucius lives on in Fortune Cookie form!
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